I don’t see a Major League call-up in his future
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Star Wars The Old Republic E3 2011 Opening Cinematic Trailer
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5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN(1) FINE -this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. (2) NOTHING -means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED. (3) GO AHEAD -this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it. (4) WHATEVER -is a woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU. (5) THAT’S OK -she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake
3-Way: Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg Reprise ‘Dick in a Box’ Characters (with Lady Gaga)
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg reprised their “Dick in a Box” and “Mother Lover” characters once again. This time, it’s an ode to the golden rule of threesomes.
Rain Delay Jousting
These baseball teams do the only normal thing you can do during a rain delay: human jousting.
CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader’s own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.
The news touched off an extraordinary outpouring of emotion as crowds gathered in the Senate District and outside the Imperial Palace, waving imperial flags, cheering, shouting, laughing and chanting, “Hail to the Emperor! Hail Lord Vader!” In the alien protection zone, crowds sang “The Ten Thousand Year Empire.” Throughout the Sah’c district, airspeeder drivers honked horns deep into the night.
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To the couple trying to sell bootleg DVDs outside of a Red Box machine in a parking lot where there is usually always police cars - Your business model needs some work.
Now It Makes Sense - Lady Gaga
A recent quote from Lady Gaga helps to explain so much about who she is.
“I used to get picked on,” she said. “I got thrown in a trash can on a street corner by some boys. I got profanity written all over my locker at school and all the others were nice and clean. I got pinched in the hallways and called a slut. Those things in life that haunt you are just part of what you must through in order to become great.”
If anyone thought that her Madonna to the Nth degree persona was a product of a happy home raise your hand. Anyone? You in the back? Just an itch, oh okay. I figured she was just as innocent and happy as Britney Spears looked on her first album cover. (Okay maybe not the best example). I had Gaga picked as a Madonna fan who liked to cut herself but was too afraid to do it, with a hint of Axel Rose in her.
When a doctor you were referred to says “Well, what do you want me to do?” you should be able to punch him/her.
